When you decide to try and fix the world with a...
gocookyourself: 125g Wholemeal Flour / 170ml Milk / 2 Teaspoons Baking Powder / 1 Egg / 2 Tablespoons Sugar / Butter / Streaky Bacon HEAT grill on full SIEVE flour and baking powder into large bowl STIR in sugar THROW bacon onto foil and place under grill CRACK egg into milk and whisk lightly POUR egg mix into bowl and whisk into a thick batter KEEP an eye on bacon, turn when required ...
gocookyourself: Sliced Ham / 3 Eggs / Cottage Cheese / Parmesan / Salt / Pepper STRETCH those limbs HEAT oven to 180C LINE muffin tin with sliced ham, 1 slice per hole DROP and do 20 CRACK eggs (between your pecs) into bowl ADD heaped spoon of cottage cheese FLEX into nearest mirror SEASON with salt and pepper WHISK making sure you alternate arms half way through POUR mixture into...
I'm seeing an alarming amount of 'taches among the...
So is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away from, cause...– Brand New - Seventy Times 7