Limited Edition signed copies of Go Cook Yourself: Year One!
Includes: 5 Go Cook Yourself Postcards! Year One features 39 simple, tasty recipes from gocookyourself.com. Signed by Rob, the tastiest damn Christmas gift money can by. Hurry - they’re selling out fast!
GBY is a human-curated book recommendation site (because algorithms are so 1984). I’m editing the site, under my pen name, and I’m pretty excited about it. Check it out!
Also I did the design/branding myself. Let me know what you think :)
Streaky Bacon / Cooking Chocolate / Marshmallows / Walnuts / 100s and 1000s / Banana / Chocolate Beans / Greaseproof Paper (1)
WAKE up bitches this is not a drill
HEAT oven to 200C
PLACE bacon out on a strip of foil and throw into oven
BREAK chocolate into cubes and place in large bowl
ADD cold water to a pan
THROW chocolate filled bowl on top of pan
HEAT pan on low until chocolate begins to melt
STIR melting chocolate constantly (2)
RESCUE from heat when melted and keep stirring
REMOVE cooked bacon from oven
DAB away grease with paper towel
DUNK bacon into chocolate (3)
LAY out on greaseproof paper (4)
SPRINKLE with topping of your choice (4)
LEAVE to set
POP POP (5)
GO POP YOURSELF
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Why does this not have any notes?
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